it’s kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked
the second one was kind of unexpected
but no one is disagreeing
(via amalion)
ah yes I’ve just thought the perfect sassy answer to that horrible thing someone told to me 4 years ago
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at least when you are hanging out with yourself, you get to pick the music
(Source: kiedisking, via amalion)
*ANGRILY OPPA GANGNAM STYLES TOWARDS YOU*
*VIOLENTLY TWERKS AWAY*
DO yOU KNOW HOW FUCKING FUNNY IT IS TO MENTALLY PICTURE THIS LIKE IMAGINE THIS LIKE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS JUST START FUCKING DANCING TOWARD YOU WITH A MEAN LOOK AND YOU JUST TURN AROUND LIKE A SASS GOD AND START SHAKING YOUR ASS AND RUNNING AWAY LIK E THAT IS SO FUCKING FUNNY I CANT
(Source: reshiham, via morganschanginglife)